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Creepshow 2

Director: Michael Gornick

Writer: Stephen King (stories), George A. Romero, Lucille Fletcher

Starring: Tom Savini, Ray Spruce, Daniel Beer, Lois Chiles


Let’s try to remember a world before EVERY movie you can possibly muster in your mind streamed instantly, right to your television like a magic wizard of movies that was always at your beckon call or at worst, you’d have to wait 2-3 days. The reality is, some magic has disappeared from turning on the TV and catching the right kind of movies that fit the season and being a horror movie fan (surely, I jest!), it was only fitting that Halloween season was my favorite. Sure, some like the free candy but I was never really into sweets more than I was into FREE sweets and dressing up was always fun (which resulted in a second wave of Halloween appreciation came after turning 21, RAWR!) but to me, it was turning on the tube and always finding a great horror flick on at any given time. I always had the VCR set to record just in case something spook-tacular flashed on the screen as I perused away.

So being the horror fellow on this site, I could keep gushing about how the random horror flicks playing randomly during the Halloween season encompassed a good chunk of nostalgia throughout my life but I can already hear the well-deserved snores, so instead I’ll reveal my FAVORITE kind of horror flicks to showcase during this wonderful season, which will always be the ANTHOLOGY horror movie! This is a wonderful concept for anyone who enjoys watching horror flicks with a group of people looking to have a good time which ranges from jumping out of your seat to making catty comments. Your basic horror anthology flick is a collection of short movies, usually tied together with an ongoing plot that reveals the stories or weaves them altogether. There’s not enough time to get invested in the characters, so instead the shorts tend to focus on the scares or the spooky characters themselves which is something that I rally for in almost all horror flicks anyways, so win-win. The simplicity of these shorts is what makes horror anthologies so fun to watch and one of my favorites is Creepshow 2. First off horror geeks, don’t get into a frenzy; I understand the first Creepshow is a better movie overall but some of the tales seem to have a slower build which can leave a group restless. Creepshow 2 however, comes out like a machine gun of monsters, looking to scare, while unintentionally making you smirk/giggle throughout the flick which ensures a good time overall during your Halloween shin-dig!

The look I give the ladies before buying them a drink...works about 15% of the time!
The look I give the ladies before buying them a drink…works about 15% of the time!

The movie has a cool retro look of the old Creepshow comics that the films are based on and focuses on a kid, Billy (from the first flick) who loves his Creepshow comics. He of course, runs into a group of bullies and they begin to chase/torment him, and wouldn’t you know it? The Creep (played by the GREAT Tom Savini) is there to narrate the shorts! Oh, and for you artsy fartsy folks, the animated bits in between stories are a treat to watch! Now on to the SPOOKtacular tales!

“Old Chief Woodenhead”

Three hoodlums with ill intentions shoot down an elderly couple (George Kennedy and Dorothy Lamour) at their convenience store to collect a prized treasure. Little do they know that the couple has a wooden guardian Indian that will come to life to avenge their deaths! Always something creepy about inanimate objects coming to life but I distinctly remember a creepy howl that the wooden Indian belts out before going on its killing spree!

"So...you don't kill people, right buddy?...Buddy?"
“So…you don’t kill people, right buddy?…Buddy?”


“The Raft”

A group of college kids  decide to have some fun by smoking some pot (typical), acting horny (SO typical) and swimming to a wooden raft in the middle of a lake and soon realize that a Black GOOP Monster is surrounding the raft and picking them off one by one (okay…not so typical). This short has the best ending by FAR. Check out the short and imagine a lesson from Aesop right around the end…definitely along the lines of the price of being petty.

Easy, breezy, beautiful; Cover GOOP.
Easy, breezy, beautiful; Cover GOOP.

“The Hitchhiker”

The creepiest out of the three shorts, this tale focuses on a woman who’s about to have a TERRIBLE night after running over a man who just keeps coming back. It’s a very simple cat and mouse tale throughout the entire short as she tries to out maneuver/maim/speed the ghoul but to her dismay he just keeps coming back, more terrifying esthetically which leads to her taking more extreme measures. This particular short has a nifty catchphrase for the creeper that wouldn’t stay down and said with just the right tone, it was quite creepy; “Thanks for the RIDE lady…thanks for the riiiiide!”

I bust out the same sign after a Patton Oswalt set
I bust out the same sign after a Patton Oswalt set


I recommend this flick for your Halloween shin-dig/par-Tay/scare-a-palooza! It has the perfect blend of ridiculousness and gore so you and your witty-committee chaps can yell out catty comments without missing too much of the story, since they’re pretty simple to begin with! Love showing this to people who want to have a good time but also want to appreciate the art that is a solid horror movie! Happy Halloween folks, and try to get your hands on at least ONE Anthology style horror flick!


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